Are you the shame of your neighborhood? Do you torture small animals? Do women always reject you?
Do little children run from you in panic?
Are you the worst coward you have ever known?
Do you have an IQ that is so small it can't be measured?
Do women beat you to a pulp when you insult them?
YOU ARE JUST THE KIND OF LOSER ISIS IS LOOKING FOR!
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