Saturday, December 10, 2016

Giuliani Booted From trump consideration, Denies he is a Vampire

WASHINGTON — Rudolph W. Giuliani, facing a flood of questions about whether his business dealings or his preoccupation with the "undead" should disqualify him from being named President-elect Donald J. Trump’s secretary of state,  on Tuesday defended his lucrative 15 years in the private sector as a credential for the job, and denied that he is a vampire.

“I have friends all over the world,” Mr. Giuliani, the former New York mayor, said in an interview. “This is not a new thing for me. When you become the mayor, you become interested in foreign policy. When I left, my major work was legal and security around the world. I am not a vampire."
Aside from the fact that he doesn’t have any friends, trump said, “he looks like a vampire, he may BE a vampire. Vampires are common, and many of them think they can be in my cabinet because I am such an idiot. I guess Giuliani knows better, now.”

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