America's Most Prominent Perverts, Falwell and trump At Liberty (God Hates Fags) "University"

trump:If Jesus was here, Hillary would be looking at a prison sentence instead of me. Your Dad is probably roasting in Hell, but he grabbed an awful lot of p##sy before he left us.

Falwell: Gawd gave man TWO HANDS so he could steal as much as possible from the welfare queens, the poor and the elderly.

BREAKING NEWS......trump Resigns!

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

 

 

 

 

 

At 8:00 P_M Eastern Time trump announced that he was resigning         

 "Being President is harder than anyone knew. It's much harder than spending my Dad's money.

It's harder than cheating employees out of their wages, it's harder than sitting  on your butt day after day, year after year, paying poor people to build things for me to put my name on. It's work, and anyone who knows me can tell you that I hate work more than negroes. Except for Obama. He thinks he's better than me just because he struggled to live the American Dream, and because he has a big vocabulary, and his ONE wife actually loves him and not his money. He is nothing. I cheated poor people out of their life savings. I cheated the taxpayers out of more money in a year than Obama made working and improving people's lives in his entire lifetime. He is a huge loser. How many times has he gone bankrupt after spending HIS Dad's money like a brainless idiot?

I was able to graduate from Princeton because my Daddy bank "donated" millions to the college. Obama worked his way through college. If I had had to pay for anything with my Dad's money I would be ashamed to show my orange face in public. Well, you had your chance, America. Next time you can elect a president who has  "compassion", who has "morals". See how that works for you.

So, farewell, chumps. If you'll excuse me, I got some orphanages and nursing homes to foreclose."

 

Giuliani Booted From trump consideration, Denies he is a Vampire

WASHINGTON — Rudolph W. Giuliani, facing a flood of questions about whether his business dealings or his preoccupation with the "undead" should disqualify him from being named President-elect Donald J. Trump’s secretary of state,  on Tuesday defended his lucrative 15 years in the private sector as a credential for the job, and denied that he is a vampire.

“I have friends all over the world,” Mr. Giuliani, the former New York mayor, said in an interview. “This is not a new thing for me. When you become the mayor, you become interested in foreign policy. When I left, my major work was legal and security around the world. I am not a vampire."
Aside from the fact that he doesn’t have any friends, trump said, “he looks like a vampire, he may BE a vampire. Vampires are common, and many of them think they can be in my cabinet because I am such an idiot. I guess Giuliani knows better, now.”